Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th November 2004

Dilbert//5707, first published 22 years ago on Monday 29th November 2004

Tags

main prodcut coming off patent profits will plunge shallowm paid for there inventions

Official transcript

Our main product is coming off patent. "Profits will plunge and so will my bonus. It's not fair."

"Call me shallow. But I enjoy getting paid for other people's inventions."

"SHALLOW!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR MAIN PRODUCT IS COMING OFF PATENT.

PROFITS WILL PLUNGE AND SO WILL MY BONUS. IT'S NOT FAIR.

CALL ME SHALLOW, BUT I ENJOY GETTING PAID FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S INVENTIONS.

SHALLOW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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