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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th December 2004

Dilbert//5714, first published 22 years ago on Monday 6th December 2004


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problem valuable advice stare at screen death gather data blinded by obvious medical


Official transcript

Try working around the problem. "Thank you for that valuable advice. I had planned to stare at my screen until I starved to death."

"Gather data before making a decision."

"GAAA! I've been blinded by the obvious!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TRY WORKING AROUND THE PROBLEM.

THANK YOU FOR THAT VALUABLE ADVICE. I HAD PLANNED TO STARE AT MY SCREEN UNTIL I STARVED TO DEATH.

GATHER DATA BEFORE MAKING A DECISION.

GAAA!!!

I'VE BEEN BLINDED BY THE OBVIOUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Obvious Blinded"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with horns, and his boss, a balding man with a tie. The conversation begins with the boss advising Dilbert to "try working around the problem." Dilbert responds by saying, "Thank you for that valuable advice. I had planned to stare at my screen until I starved to death."

The boss then suggests gathering data before making a decision, to which Dilbert replies, "Gaaa!!! I've been blinded by the obvious!" The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's approach and the boss's well-intentioned but misguided advice.

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