Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th December 2004

Dilbert//5715, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 7th December 2004

Tags

temporary blindness presciption dopey flashes of obvious

Official transcript

It's temporary blindness caused by your boss's flashes of the obvious. "Let Dogbert guide you for a few days. And here's a prescription to make you dopey."

"Now?"

"Whatever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S TEMPORARY BLINDNESS CAUSED BY YOUR BOSS'S FLASHES OF THE OBVIOUS.

LET DOGBERT GUIDE YOU FOR A FEW DAYS.

AND HERE'S A PRESCRIPTION TO MAKE YOU DOPEY.

NOW?

WHATEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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