Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th December 2004

Dilbert//5716, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 8th December 2004

Tags

blinding flashes sightless didn't drive car can't do that

Official transcript

Your blinding flashes of the obvius made me sightless for three days. "I hope you didn't drive your car. You're not supoosed to do that when you're blind."

"GAAA!!!"

"I'm upsetting you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR BLINDING FLASHES OF THE OBVIOUS MADE ME SIGHTLESS FOR THREE DAYS.

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DRIVE YOUR CAR.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE BLIND.

GARA!!!

I'M UPSETTING YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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