Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th December 2004

Dilbert//5720, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 12th December 2004

Tags

cubicle vampire happy coowrkers in search of talk work related issues life drained gut instinct you're hire

Official transcript

Job interview "What's your biggest weakness."

"I'm a cubicle vampire."

"I wander the cubicles in search of happy coworkers."

"Then I pounce!"

"Then you suck their blood?"

"That was the old way."

"I talk about work-related issues until the life is drained from their bodies."

"I'm going to trust my gut instinct on this. You're hired."

"Have you met the new hire yet?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS.

I'M A CUBICLE VAMPIRE.

I WANDER THE CUBICLES IN SEARCH OF HAPPY COWORKERS THEN I POUNCE !!!

THEN YOU SUCK THEIR BLOOD?

THAT WAS THE OLD WAY I TALK ABOUT WORK- RELATED ISSUES UNTIL THE LIFE IS DRAINED FROM THEIR BODIES.

I'M GOING TO TRUST MY GUT INSTINCT ON THIS.

YOU'RE HIRED.

HAVE YOU MET THE NEW HIRE YET?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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