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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th December 2004

Dilbert//5721, first published 22 years ago on Monday 13th December 2004


Tags

death down throat fist eat mouth punches ram fist grab pants stock analysts stranger threatens coworker boss unfazed violence medical


Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I DON'T LIKE ALL OF THE QUESTIONS YOU'RE ASKING.

I'M GOING TO RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT, GRAB YOUR PANTS AND TURN YOU INSIDE OUT.

EAT DEATH, STRANGER!

\11 I SEE YOU'VE MET OUR STOCK ANALYST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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