Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th December 2004

Dilbert//5721, first published 22 years ago on Monday 13th December 2004

Tags

death down throat fist eat mouth punches ram fist grab pants stock analysts stranger threatens coworker boss unfazed violence medical

Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I DON'T LIKE ALL OF THE QUESTIONS YOU'RE ASKING.

I'M GOING TO RAM MY FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT, GRAB YOUR PANTS AND TURN YOU INSIDE OUT.

EAT DEATH, STRANGER!

\11 I SEE YOU'VE MET OUR STOCK ANALYST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Stock Analyst"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between a man and a stock analyst.
• The man is hesitant to reveal his identity, citing a lack of interest in the analyst's questions.
• The analyst responds aggressively, threatening to "ram [the man's] fist down [his] throat" and "grab [his] pants and turn [him] inside out."
• The man, undeterred, declares that he has met the analyst's "stock analyst" and proceeds to eat death.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the aggressive nature of some stock analysts and the absurdity of their tactics.

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