Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th December 2004

Dilbert//5728, first published 22 years ago on Monday 20th December 2004

Tags

online ereume older chubby men key words married men job offers cousin advice one line job hunting

Official transcript

"I wasn't getting any responses to my online resume until I inserted some key words."

"I said I'm strangely attracted to older, chubby, married men with coffee-stained teeth."

"That is wrong on so many levels."

"Explain that to my six thousand job offers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WASN'T GETTING ANY RESPONSES TO MY ONLINE RESUME UNTIL I INSERTED SOME KEY WORDS.

I SAID I'M STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO OLDER, CHUBBY, MARRIED MEN WITH COFFEE- STAINED TEETH.

THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

EXPLAIN THAT TO MY SIX THOUSAND JOB OFFERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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