Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th December 2004

Dilbert//5728, first published 22 years ago on Monday 20th December 2004

Tags

online ereume older chubby men key words married men job offers cousin advice one line job hunting

Official transcript

"I wasn't getting any responses to my online resume until I inserted some key words."

"I said I'm strangely attracted to older, chubby, married men with coffee-stained teeth."

"That is wrong on so many levels."

"Explain that to my six thousand job offers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WASN'T GETTING ANY RESPONSES TO MY ONLINE RESUME UNTIL I INSERTED SOME KEY WORDS.

I SAID I'M STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO OLDER, CHUBBY, MARRIED MEN WITH COFFEE- STAINED TEETH.

THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

EXPLAIN THAT TO MY SIX THOUSAND JOB OFFERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Coffee-Stained Teeth"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert and his assistant, Alice, in a humorous exchange. Dilbert is dissatisfied with the responses to his online resume and decides to add key words to increase his chances of getting hired. Alice suggests using words like "strangely attracted to older, chubby, married men with coffee-stained teeth." Dilbert is skeptical at first but eventually agrees to try it. The punchline comes when Dilbert explains that he wants to explain his six thousand job offers to the interviewer.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is frustrated with the lack of responses to his online resume.
• Alice suggests using unusual key words to stand out.
• Dilbert agrees to try it, but is skeptical.
• The punchline reveals that Dilbert has received six thousand job offers and wants to explain them to the interviewer.

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