Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th December 2004

Dilbert//5727, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 19th December 2004

Tags

job interview extra luck less available albert einstein hero critic of war jeffrey dahmer lottery win

Official transcript

"I have a job interview. Wish me luck."

"No."

"If you get extra luck then there might be less available for me."

"I don't think it works that way."

"I can't take that chance."

"Tell me, Dilbert, who would you consider your hero?"

"Albert Einstein."

"That should be safe."

"Oh, really? He was an outspoken critic of war. We design missle guidance systems."

"How about Jeffrey Dahmer? No?"

"I won the lottery!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW.

WISH ME LUCK.

IF YOU GET EXTRA LUCK THEN THERE MIGHT BE LESS AVAILABLE FOR ME.

I DON'T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY.

I CAN T TAKE THAT TELL ME, DILBERT, WHO WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR HERO?

ALBERT EINSTEIN.

THAT SHOULD BE SAFE OH, REALLY? HE WAS AN OUTSPOKEN CRITIC OF WAR. WE DESIGN MISSILE GUIDANCE SYSTEMS.

CHANCE.

HOW ABOUT JEFFREY DAHMER?

I WON THE LOTTERY!

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