Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd December 2004

Dilbert//5730, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 22nd December 2004

Tags

objectives are vague unmeasurable not inspired achieve full ptential bad job

Official transcript

"I am concerned because my objectivess are vague and unmeasurable."

"As a result, I am not inspired to achieve my full potential... and... um..."

"Did I just say I'm doing a bad job and ask you to punish me?"

"That's what I heard."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM CONCERNED BECAUSE MY OBJECTIVES ARE VAGUE AND UNMEASURABLE.

AS A RESULT, I AM NOT INSPIRED TO ACHIEVE MY FULL POTENTIAL...AND UM..

DID I JUST SAY I'M DOING A BAD JOB AND ASK YOU TO PUNISH ME?

THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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