Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd December 2004

Dilbert//5731, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 23rd December 2004

Tags

combined dating service online job site system

Official transcript

"I combined an online dating service with an online job site and an online auction site."

"You tell the system everything about yourself and see if anyone wants any of it."

""I wouldn't date you or hire you, but I'll bid a dollar for your refrigerator.""

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COMBINED AN ONLINE DATING SERVICE WITH AN ONLINE JOB SITE AND AN AUCTION SITE.

DATE JOB AUCTION YOU TELL THE SYSTEM EVERYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF AND SEE IF ANYONE WANTS ANY OF IT.

"I WOULDN'T DATE YOU OR HIRE YOU, BUT I'LL BID A DOLLAR FOR YOUR REFRIGERATOR."

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