Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th December 2004

Dilbert//5733, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 25th December 2004

Tags

bench mark results ten minute explination in sales here you go

Official transcript

"Dilbert, do you have the bench-mark results?"

"Do you want the ten-minute explanation of why the data are useless, or a simple "Here you go"?"

"I'm in sales."

"Here you go."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DIL BERT, DO YOU HAVE THE BENCHMARK RESULTS?

DO YOU WANT THE TEN-MINUTE EXPLANATION OF WHY THE DATA ARE USELESS , OR A SIMPLE "HERE YOU GO " ?

I'M IN SALES.

HERE YOU GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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