Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th December 2004
Dilbert//5734, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 26th December 2004
Tags
spreadsheet for accuracy impenetrable jumble poorly organized cryptic labels simple document ratio of returns sales taxes roprtgresta organizing taxes coulumns
Official transcript
"Can you check my spreadsheet for accuracy?"
"It's an impenetrable jumble of poorly organized data with cryptic labels."
"I only need you to check it for accuracy."
"I don't think accuracy matters if no one can tell what it's for."
"Sheesh! Let me expain this document!"
"This column is the ratio of product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized."
"it's clearly labeled "ROPRTGRESTA.""
"What about the other 80 columns?"
"What the #*%!?"
"And Dilbert found no inaccuracies."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
CAN YOU CHECK MY SPREADSHEET FOR ACCURACY?
IT'S AN IMPENETRABLE JUMBLE OF POORLY ORGANIZED DATA WITH CRYPTIC LABELS.
I ONLY NEED YOU TO CHECK IT FOR ACCURACY.
I DON'T THINK ACCURACY MATTERS IF NO ONE CAN TELL WHAT IT'S FOR.
SHEESH! LET ME EXPLAIN THIS SIMPLE DOCUMENTI THIS COLUMN IS THE RATIO OF PRODUCT RETURNS TO GROSS REVENUE EXCLUDING SALES TAXES, ANNUALIZED.
IT'S CLEARLY LABELED "ROPRTGRESTA.
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 80 COLUMNS?
WHAT THE #*%!?
AND DILBERT FOUND NO INACCURACIES.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert" by Scott Adams
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, brown-haired man in a white shirt and purple tie, engaged in a conversation with his boss, Wally, who is depicted as a balding, brown-haired man in a white shirt and purple tie.
Scene 1:
- Dilbert asks Wally to review his spreadsheet for accuracy.
- Wally responds that the data is "impenetrable," "jumbled," and "poorly organized," with "cryptic labels."
Scene 2:
- Dilbert insists on checking the spreadsheet for accuracy.
- Wally claims that accuracy matters only if no one can tell what it's for.
Scene 3:
- Dilbert points out that the column is labeled "ROPRTGRESTA."
- Wally responds that it's clearly labeled and asks what the other 80 columns are.
Scene 4:
- Dilbert explains that the column is the ratio of products returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is unimpressed and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 5:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 6:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 7:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 8:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 9:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 10:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 11:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 12:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 13:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 14:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 15:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 16:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 17:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 18:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 19:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 20:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%! is.
Scene 21:
- Dilbert responds that it's a 4% return on product returns to gross revenue excluding sales taxes, annualized.
- Wally is still confused and asks what the #**%!
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