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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th December 2004

Dilbert//5736, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 28th December 2004


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having massive layoffs new server reorganization three divisons


Official transcript

You'll want our new server software after your reorganization. "Reorganization?"

"Next week you're having massive layoffs and eliminating three divisions."

"Your "I haven't heard anything"

face needs works."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'LL WANT OUR NEW SERVER SOFTWARE AFTER YOUR REORGANIZATION.

REORGANIZATION?

NEXT WEEK YOU'RE HAVING MASSIVE LAYOFFS AND ELIMINATING THREE DIVISIONS.

YOUR "I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING" FACE NEEDS WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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