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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th December 2004

Dilbert//5736, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 28th December 2004


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having massive layoffs new server reorganization three divisons


Official transcript

You'll want our new server software after your reorganization. "Reorganization?"

"Next week you're having massive layoffs and eliminating three divisions."

"Your "I haven't heard anything"

face needs works."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'LL WANT OUR NEW SERVER SOFTWARE AFTER YOUR REORGANIZATION.

REORGANIZATION?

NEXT WEEK YOU'RE HAVING MASSIVE LAYOFFS AND ELIMINATING THREE DIVISIONS.

YOUR "I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING" FACE NEEDS WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Face the Music"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where Dilbert, the main character, is being reorganized by his new boss. The boss announces that he will be eliminating three divisions and having massive layoffs, but Dilbert is more concerned about his face needing work. The boss's response is that he hasn't heard anything about face needs work, implying that Dilbert's concerns are not relevant to the reorganization process.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is being reorganized by his new boss.
  • The boss announces massive layoffs and division eliminations.
  • Dilbert is more concerned about his face needing work.
  • The boss dismisses Dilbert's concerns as irrelevant to the reorganization process.

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