Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th December 2004

Dilbert//5735, first published 22 years ago on Monday 27th December 2004

Tags

email inconvenienced philosophy character flaw

Official transcript

"Wally, did you review the spreadsheet that I emailed?"

"I didn't want to be inconvenienced."

"My philosophy is that anything worth doing is too hard."

"A character flaw isn't a philosophy."

"I like to combine things."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DID YOU REVIEW THE SPREADSHEET THAT I EMAILED?

I DIN'T WANT TO BE INCONVENIENCED.

MY PHILOSOPHY IS THAT ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS TOO HARD.

A CHARACTER FLAW ISN'T A PHILOSOPHY.

I LIKE TO COMBINE THINGS.

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