Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th January 2005

Dilbert//5746, first published 21 years ago on Friday 7th January 2005

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new strategy sales stink cutting costs lose hope working great higher margins

Official transcript

"Our new strategy is to sell fewer units at higher margins."

"Question: How's that different from saying our sales stink, so we're cutting costs?"

"I call it a strategy so you won't lose hope."

"It's working great."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW STRATEGY IS TO SELL FEWER UNITS AT HIGHER MARGINS.

UNAIS QUESTION: HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT FROM SAYING OUR SALES STINK, SO WE'RE CUTTING COSTS?

1 CALL IT A STRATEGY SO YOU WON 'T LOSE HOPE.

IT'S WORKING GREAT.

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