Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th January 2005

Dilbert//5749, first published 21 years ago on Monday 10th January 2005

Tags

create software small investors pick stocks past trends hubris ignorance testimonials

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the stock picking advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M CREATING SOFTWARE THAT WILL HELP SMALL INVESTORS PICK STOCKS.

IT COMBINES PAST TRENDS THAT ARE NOT INDICATIVE OF THE FUTURE WITH THE USER'S HUBRIS AND IGNORANCE.

NOW ALL I NEED ARE TESTIMONIALS FROM PEOPLE WHOSE RESULTS ARE NOT TYPICAL!

SO IT WORKS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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