Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th January 2005

Dilbert//5750, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 11th January 2005

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stock - picking software more feauture make hair grow bald guys test on rat butticks

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the stock picking advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY STOCK-PICKING SOFTWARE NEEDS MORE FEATURES.

I THINK I'LL ADD A MODULE THAT CLAIMS TO MAKE HAIR GROW ON BALD GUYS. I'LL FIRST TEST IT ON A RAT.

I FEEL A NEW ONE ON MY BUTTOCKS!

THAT'S ALL THE PROOF I NEED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "New Software Features"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a software engineer, and his boss, Wally, sitting at a table. Dilbert is discussing his new software project with Wally, who is skeptical about the features. Dilbert explains that he wants to add a module that claims to make hair grow on bald guys, but Wally is unimpressed. Dilbert then reveals that he also wants to test the software on a rat, which further confuses Wally.

The strip ends with Dilbert feeling a new one on his buttocks, implying that he has successfully grown hair on himself using the software. The humor comes from the absurdity of the situation and the deadpan delivery of the punchline. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of software engineers coming up with innovative solutions to real-world problems, often with unexpected results.

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