Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th January 2005

Dilbert//5750, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 11th January 2005

Tags

stock - picking software more feauture make hair grow bald guys test on rat butticks

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the stock picking advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY STOCK-PICKING SOFTWARE NEEDS MORE FEATURES.

I THINK I'LL ADD A MODULE THAT CLAIMS TO MAKE HAIR GROW ON BALD GUYS. I'LL FIRST TEST IT ON A RAT.

I FEEL A NEW ONE ON MY BUTTOCKS!

THAT'S ALL THE PROOF I NEED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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