Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th January 2005

Dilbert//5751, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 12th January 2005

Tags

feel guilty scam money smarter arrogance good system

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the stock picking advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER FEEL GUILTY FOR SCAMMING INNOCENT PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY?

NO.

I ONLY SCAM THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD DO THE SAME THING TO ME IF THEY WERE SMARTER.

SO YOU USE ARROGANCE TO CANCEL GUILT?

IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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