Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th January 2005

Dilbert//5751, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 12th January 2005

Tags

feel guilty scam money smarter arrogance good system

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the stock picking advisor

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU EVER FEEL GUILTY FOR SCAMMING INNOCENT PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY?

NO.

I ONLY SCAM THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD DO THE SAME THING TO ME IF THEY WERE SMARTER.

SO YOU USE ARROGANCE TO CANCEL GUILT?

IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Scamming the Scammers"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting on a couch with a large bag of money. He is engaged in a conversation with Dogbert, a white dog wearing glasses and a tie, who is also seated on the couch.

Panel 1:

Dilbert asks Dogbert if he ever feels guilty for scamming innocent people out of their money. Dogbert responds with a resounding "No."

Panel 2:

Dilbert then asks if he only scams people who would do the same thing to him if they were smarter. Dogbert replies, "It's a good system."

Panel 3:

The final panel shows Dilbert and Dogbert sitting on the couch together, surrounded by money bags, with Dogbert looking pleased with himself. The overall tone of the comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of scamming and the notion that some people may feel justified in doing so.

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