Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th January 2005

Dilbert//5753, first published 21 years ago on Friday 14th January 2005

Tags

statistical analysis efforts and rewards sea of randomness devoid of purpose lactation

Official transcript

"I did a statistical analysis and found no correlation between my efforts and my rewards."

"I felt adrift in a sea of radomness and absurd, devoid of purpose, lost."

"And then I got paid and I purchased some unnecessary merchandise and now I feel fine."

"Lactation can't be far behind."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID A STATISTICAL ANALYSIS AND FOUND NO CORRELATION BETWEEN MY EFFORTS AND MY REWARDS.

I FELT ADRIFT IN A SEA OF RANDOMNESS, DESPERATE AND ABSURD, DEVOID OF PURPOSE, LOST.

AND THEN I GOT PAID AND I PURCHASED SOME UNNECESSARY MERCHANDISE AND NOW I FEEL FINE.

LACTATION CAN'T BE FAR BEHIND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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