Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th January 2005

Dilbert//5754, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 15th January 2005

Tags

slow computer uogarde cost benefit analysis vice president approval

Official transcript

"My computer is too slow. I need to upgrade it."

"I need a cost benefit analysis including the cost of all alternatives, and vice president approval."

"It was easier to get a second job and pay for the upgrade myself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPUTER IS TOO SLOW. I NEED TO UPGRADE IT.

I NEED A COST- BENEFIT ANALYSIS INCLUDING THE COST OF ALL ALTERNATIVES, AND VICE PRESIDENT APPROVAL.

IT WAS EASIER TO GET A SECOND JOB AND PAY FOR THE UPGRADE MYSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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