Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th January 2005

Dilbert//5756, first published 21 years ago on Monday 17th January 2005

Tags

discontinued chips crazy glare useless

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilbert, can you update the yield numbers for our discontinued chips?"

"Well, if I have to choose between being rude and doing something useless..."

"Consider my crazy glare."

"I guess I'll start being useless."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT, CAN YOU UPDATE THE YIELD NUMBERS FOR OUR DISCONTINUED CHIPS?

WELL, IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING RUDE AND DOING SOMETHING USELESS..

CONSIDER MY CRAZY GLARE.

I GUESS I'LL START BEING USELESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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