Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th January 2005

Dilbert//5756, first published 21 years ago on Monday 17th January 2005

Tags

discontinued chips crazy glare useless

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilbert, can you update the yield numbers for our discontinued chips?"

"Well, if I have to choose between being rude and doing something useless..."

"Consider my crazy glare."

"I guess I'll start being useless."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT, CAN YOU UPDATE THE YIELD NUMBERS FOR OUR DISCONTINUED CHIPS?

WELL, IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING RUDE AND DOING SOMETHING USELESS..

CONSIDER MY CRAZY GLARE.

I GUESS I'LL START BEING USELESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Yield Numbers."

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairdo, sitting at his desk.
• He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who asks him to update the yield numbers for their discontinued chips.
• Dilbert responds by stating that he has to choose between being rude and doing something useless.
• He then decides to be useless and starts making faces at his computer monitor.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the monotony and absurdity of office work, as well as the tendency for employees to find ways to avoid doing their jobs.

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