Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th January 2005

Dilbert//5755, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 16th January 2005

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certified massage therapist clicking every week few minutes lengthy questionarie one hand pen pal used pen

Official transcript

Certified Massage Therapist "Fill out this lengthy medical questionnaire."

"That'll save me a few minutes of touching him."

"I wonder if he'd know if I only used one hand."

"Actually, how would he even know if it's a hand?"

"Maybe I have an object here that feels like a hand."

"This ballpoint pen will work."

"I'm finding some tension here. Okay, it's gone now."

"She says I should come back every week until my muscles stop clicking."

"Sounds like you found a pen pal."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CERTIFIED MASSAGE THERAPIST FILL OUT THIS LENGTHY MEDICAL QUESTION- NATOE THAT'LL SAVE ME A FEW MINUTES OF TOUCHING HIM I WONDER IF HE'D KNOW IF I ONLY USED ONE HAND.

ACTUALLY, HOW WOULD HE EVEN KNOW IF IT'S A HAND?

MAYBE I HAVE AN OBJECT IN HERE THAT FEELS LIKE A HAND.

THIS BALLPOINT PEN WILL WORK.

I'M FINDING SOME TENSION HERE.

OKAY, IT'S GONE NOW.

CLICK CLICK CLICK SHE SAYS I SHOULD COME BACK EVERY WEEK UNTIL MY MUSCLES STOP CLICKING.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOUND A PEN PAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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