Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd February 2005

Dilbert//5773, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 3rd February 2005

Tags

bad service fire people sexy ceo of company

Official transcript

I keep getting bad service at stores. "Do what I do."

"You don't look like a CEO."

"Too sexy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP GETTING BAD SERVICE AT STORES.

DO WHAT I DO.

I SAY I'M THE CEO OF THEIR COMPANY AND THEN I FIRE THEM ALL.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A CEO TOO SEXY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Too Sexy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt and a dog, in a humorous exchange. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert expresses his frustration with poor service at stores, prompting the dog to ask what he does.
• Dilbert reveals that he is the CEO of their company and then fires them all.
• The dog responds by asking if Dilbert looks like a CEO, to which he replies, "Too sexy."

The comic strip playfully pokes fun at the idea of a CEO being too attractive, adding a lighthearted touch to the conversation.

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