Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd February 2005

Dilbert//5773, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 3rd February 2005

Tags

bad service fire people sexy ceo of company

Official transcript

I keep getting bad service at stores. "Do what I do."

"You don't look like a CEO."

"Too sexy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP GETTING BAD SERVICE AT STORES.

DO WHAT I DO.

I SAY I'M THE CEO OF THEIR COMPANY AND THEN I FIRE THEM ALL.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A CEO TOO SEXY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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