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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th February 2005

Dilbert//5777, first published 21 years ago on Monday 7th February 2005


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work without supervsion teal hassle show himself out


Official transcript

Can you work well without supervision? "No. I need continuous supervision to keep me from stealin' and harassin'."

"I think we're done here."

"Do you mind if I show myself out?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU WORK WELL WITHOUT SUPERVISION?

NO. I NEED CONTINUOUS SUPERVISION TO KEEP ME FROM STEALIN' AND HARASSIN'.

I THINK WERE DONE HERE.

DO YOU MIND IF 1 SHOW MYSELF OUT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Supervision"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between an employee and his supervisor. The employee asks if he can work well without supervision, to which the supervisor responds that he needs continuous supervision to prevent theft and harassment. The employee then asks if he can show himself out, implying that he is done with the conversation and wants to leave. The supervisor agrees, and the employee exits the office.

Key Points:

  • The employee asks if he can work independently without supervision.
  • The supervisor explains that he needs continuous supervision to prevent theft and harassment.
  • The employee asks to be left alone and shows himself out of the office.

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