Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th February 2005

Dilbert//5776, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 6th February 2005

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ceo visist donuts taste test all donuts dont panic fix donuts screaming fresh and delicious

Official transcript

"Carol, I want to be certain that everything is perfect for the CEO's visit."
"Check the doughnuts to make sure that they're fresh and delicious."

Later Mmm... This one is okay."

"How can I be sure this isn't the one good doughnut in the batch."

"I'll have to taste every one of them."

"CAROL!!!"

"Don't panic. I can fix this."

"This is odd: Most of my doughnut is delicious, but one part tastes like gum."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ATER CAROL, I WANT TO BE CERTAIN THAT EVERYTHING IS PERFECT FOR THE CEO'S VISIT.

CHECK THE DOUGHNUTS TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE FRESH AND DELICIOUS.

MMM.

ONE iS OKAY.

HOW CAN I BE SURE THIS ISN'T THE ONE GOOD DOUGHNUT IN THE BATCH.

I'LL HAVE TO TASTE EVERY ONE OF THEM CAROLIN!

DON'T PANIC.

I CAN FIX THIS.

THIS IS ODD: MOST OF MY DOUGHNUT IS DELICIOUS, BUT ONE PART TASTES LIKE GUM.

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