Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th February 2005

Dilbert//5784, first published 21 years ago on Monday 14th February 2005

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Tags

fbi traced source spam revolutionary new pill rolex watches body fat

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert is the source of all spam

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FBI. WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

WE'VE TRACED THE SOURCE OF ALL INTERNET SPAM TO YOUR HOUSE.

ALL OF IT?

... THE REVOLUTIONARY NEW PILL THAT TURNS YOUR BODY FAT INTO ROLEX WATCHES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Revolutionary New Pill That Turns Your Body Fat into Rolex Watches"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and criticism of corporate culture. In this particular strip, Dilbert is at his desk when the FBI suddenly appears, demanding to talk to him. The agents explain that they have traced the source of all internet spam to his house.

Dilbert is shocked and confused, asking how they could possibly know this. The agents respond by revealing a new pill that can turn body fat into Rolex watches. They claim that this pill is the source of the spam, and that Dilbert's house is the epicenter of the operation.

The punchline of the strip comes when Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, surrounded by piles of Rolex watches. He is clearly overwhelmed and frustrated by the situation, and the agents are nowhere to be seen.

Overall, the strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of modern technology and the ways in which it can be used to manipulate and control people. It also pokes fun at the idea of government agencies using high-tech methods to track down and punish individuals who engage in online activities that are deemed to be "spammy."

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