Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th February 2005

Dilbert//5785, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 15th February 2005

Tags

fbi internet spam source fbi director dress up mammals creepy

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert is the source of all spam

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FBI. WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF ALL INTERNET SPAM.

I'M THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI, AND YOU'RE BOTH FIRED.

I'D HEARD THAT HE LIKES TO DRESS UP AS OTHER MAMMALS.

CREEPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "FBI Director Fired for Internet Spam"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white office worker with a bald head and blue shirt, sitting at his desk. He is shown to be the source of all internet spam. Two FBI agents, one wearing a blue suit and the other a green suit, enter the room and reveal that they have reason to believe Dilbert is the source of all internet spam. The agents then inform Dilbert that he is both fired and the director of the FBI.

In the final panel, Dilbert is seen driving a red car, dressed in a green suit and sunglasses, with the caption "Creepy." The comic strip humorously portrays the absurdity of Dilbert's situation, where he is both fired and promoted to a high-ranking position in the FBI, all while being dressed in a suspicious manner.

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