Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th February 2005

Dilbert//5786, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 16th February 2005

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teds shower baby shower taxes subsidize put five poor fiscal planning

Official transcript

I'm collecting money for Ted's baby shower. "My taxes already subsidized his other brats. I'm taking a refund."

"I just put that five in there!"

"I can't be responsible for your poor fiscal planning."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR TED'S BABY SHOWER.

MY TAXES ALREADY SUBSIDIZE HIS OTHER BRATS. I'M TAKING A REFUND.

I JUST PUT THAT FIVE IN THERE!

I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR POOR FISCAL PLANNING.

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