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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd February 2005

Dilbert//5792, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 22nd February 2005


Tags

small business credit check policy deadbeat imply accepts acorns


Official transcript

"I have to do a credit check on your company before we do any work. It's our policy."

"I resent that! Just because I'm a small businessman, that doesn't mean I'm a deadbeat!"
"I didn't mean to imply..."

"Do you know if the parking garage accepts acorns?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE TO DO A CREDIT CHECK ON YOUR COMPANY BEFORE WE DO ANY WORK. IT'S OUR POLICY.

I RESENT THAT! JUST BECAUSE I'M A SMALL BUSINESSMAN, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A DEADBEAT!

I DIDN'T MEAN TO IMPLY...

DO YOU KNOW IF THE PARKING GARAGE ACCEPTS ACORNS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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