Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd February 2005

Dilbert//5793, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 23rd February 2005

Tags

sales target have bad credit bonuses accounts receivable getting bonuses

Official transcript

"The only way to meet our sales target is by selling to customers who have bad credit."

"That's okay, we'll get our bonuses before anyone realizes that the accounts recievables are worhtless."

"The key to getting bonusses is acting surprised later."

"I feel unclean."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ONLY WAY TO MEET OUR SALES TARGET IS BY SELLING TO CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BAD CREDIT.

THAT'S OKAY. WELL GET OUR BONUSES BEFORE ANYONE REALIZES THAT THE ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLES ARE WORTHLESS.

THE KEY TO GETTING BONUSES IS ACTING SURPRISED LATER.

I FEEL UNCLEAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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