Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd February 2005

Dilbert//5793, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 23rd February 2005

Tags

sales target have bad credit bonuses accounts receivable getting bonuses

Official transcript

"The only way to meet our sales target is by selling to customers who have bad credit."

"That's okay, we'll get our bonuses before anyone realizes that the accounts recievables are worhtless."

"The key to getting bonusses is acting surprised later."

"I feel unclean."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ONLY WAY TO MEET OUR SALES TARGET IS BY SELLING TO CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BAD CREDIT.

THAT'S OKAY. WELL GET OUR BONUSES BEFORE ANYONE REALIZES THAT THE ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLES ARE WORTHLESS.

THE KEY TO GETTING BONUSES IS ACTING SURPRISED LATER.

I FEEL UNCLEAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unrealistic Bonuses"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager announces that the company will only meet its sales target by selling to customers with bad credit, and that bonuses will be awarded based on the value of these accounts. However, the employee expresses concerns that the accounts are worthless, and the manager responds by saying that the key to getting bonuses is acting surprised later. The employee feels unclean and uncertain about the situation.

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