Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th February 2005
Dilbert//5795, first published 21 years ago on Friday 25th February 2005
Tags
die die evil eye respect sat down wrong wedgie
Official transcript
He doesn't respect my work. I can tell by the way he's sitting. "Two can play this game. I will hate you with the fury of a thousand suns!"
"Die! Die! Die~"
"Rats. I sat down wrong and gave myself a wedgie."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HE DOESN'T RESPECT MY WORK. I CAN TELL BY THE WAY HE'S SITTING.
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME. I WILL HATE YOU WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
DIE!
DIE!
DIE!
LEEN RATS. I SAT DOWN WRONG AND GAVE MYSELF A WEDGIE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Fury of a Thousand Suns"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, seated at a conference table alongside his colleagues. One of them, a woman with black hair, is visibly upset, her face red with anger. She begins to rant about the game of "Thousand Suns," which she despises, and expresses her desire to inflict harm upon those responsible for creating it.
Dilbert, seated to her right, attempts to placate her by suggesting that they play a different game. However, she is resolute in her stance, declaring that she will hate them "with the fury of a thousand suns" if they do not comply with her wishes.
As the conversation progresses, the woman's anger escalates, and she begins to threaten Dilbert, stating that she will give herself a wedgie if he does not agree to play the game. Dilbert, seemingly unfazed by her outburst, responds with a nonchalant "die!" and "die!", which only serves to further enrage the woman.
The comic strip concludes with the woman's continued tirade, as Dilbert remains calm and collected, seemingly unphased by her outburst.
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