Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th February 2005

Dilbert//5795, first published 21 years ago on Friday 25th February 2005

Tags

die die evil eye respect sat down wrong wedgie

Official transcript

He doesn't respect my work. I can tell by the way he's sitting. "Two can play this game. I will hate you with the fury of a thousand suns!"

"Die! Die! Die~"

"Rats. I sat down wrong and gave myself a wedgie."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HE DOESN'T RESPECT MY WORK. I CAN TELL BY THE WAY HE'S SITTING.

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME. I WILL HATE YOU WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

DIE!

DIE!

DIE!

LEEN RATS. I SAT DOWN WRONG AND GAVE MYSELF A WEDGIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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