Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th February 2005

Dilbert//5794, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 24th February 2005

Tags

bonus selling stuff customer can't pay sociopath

Official transcript

"Today I got a bonus for selling stuff to a customer who probably can't pay."

"Does your soda taste any less delicious?"

"No."

"Congratulations, you're a sociopath."

"It feels kinda good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY I GOT A BONUS FOR SELLING STUFF TO A CUSTOMER WHO PROBABLY CAN'T PAY.

DOES YOUR SODA TASTE ANY LESS DELICIOUS?

NO.

CONGRATULATIONS; YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH.

IT FEELS KINDA GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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