Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st March 2005

Dilbert//5799, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 1st March 2005

Tags

elbonian culture class elbonian businessman card eat card spit dueling yak bones

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally visits Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN CULTURE CLASS WHEN AN EL BONIAN BUSINESSMAN GIVES YOU HIS CARD...

CRUMPLE IT UP AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. CHEW IT SLOWLY THEN SPIT IT TOWARD HIS FOREHEAD.

THIS LEADS ME TO MY NEXT TOPIC: DUELING WITH YAK BONES.

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