Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd March 2005

Dilbert//5800, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 2nd March 2005

Tags

no landing strips jump out of plane airplane mud cushion fall flap arms

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally visits Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EL BONIA HAS NO LANDING STRIPS, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE.

TRY TO FLAP YOUR ARMS AND AIM FOR A PLUMP ELBONIAN TO CUSHION YOUR FALL.

AIRPLANE.

DANG

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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