Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th March 2005

Dilbert//5802, first published 21 years ago on Friday 4th March 2005

Tags

america arrogance elbonians end of time fight you fix problems what we do

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally visits Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN ELBONIA I'M FROM AMERICA AND I'M HERE TO FIX ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

YOUR ARROGANCE IS OFFENSIVE. WE WILL FORM AN ARMED RESISTANCE AND FIGHT YOU TO THE END OF TIME!

UM.

WHY?

IT'S JUST SOMETHING WE DO.

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