Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th March 2005

Dilbert//5803, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 5th March 2005

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business trip success civil war plunged society darkenes loot anything

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally visits Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BUSINESS TRIP TO EL BONIA WAS A BIG SUCCESS.

IF ANYONE TELLS YOU THAT I CAUSED A CIVIL WAR THAT PLUNGED THEIR SOCIETY INTO DARKNESS, IT'S A LIE.

DID YOU LOOT ME ANYTHING?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR SIZE.

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