Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th March 2005

Dilbert//5808, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 10th March 2005

Tags

things that don't kill great minds think alike spilt milk different findings

Official transcript

"Have you ever noticed that the things that don't kill you make you weaker?"

"And great minds don't think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions."

"I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT THE THINGS THAT DON'T KILL YOU MAKE YOU WEAKER?

AND GREAT MINDS DON'T THINK ALIKE.

IF THEY DID, THE PATENT OFFICE WOULD ONLY HAVE ABOUT FIFTY INVENTIONS.

I STARTED GETTING SUSPICIOUS WHEN I CRIED OVER SPILT MILK AND THE CASHIER TOOK IT OFF MY BILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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