Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th March 2005

Dilbert//5809, first published 21 years ago on Friday 11th March 2005

Tags

company relocating high crime tax reasons ceo says limo parking garage chain bike to whino advice from ceo

Official transcript

"Our company will be relocating to a high-crime area for tax reasons."

"Our CEO says don't worry about your safety because your limo can pull right into the underground parking garage."

"Then he added, "Or chain your bicycle to a wino. Whatever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY WILL BE RELOCATING TO A HIGH-CRIME AREA FOR TAX REASONS.

OUR CEO SAYS, "DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR SAFETY BECAUSE YOUR LIMO CAN PULL RIGHT INTO THE UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE." THEN HE ADDED, "OR CHAIN YOUR BICYCLE TO A WINO.

WHATEVER."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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