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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th March 2005

Dilbert//5810, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 12th March 2005


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dont worry high crime area experts assure you gange members exhautsed beat up


Official transcript

Don't worry that the company is moving to a high-crime area. "My experts assure me that you'll have a 90% chance of survival every time you walk outside."

"That estimate depends on the assumption that the gang members become exhausted from beating you up."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DON'T WORRY THAT THE COMPANY IS MOVING TO A HIGH- CRIME AREA.

MY EXPERTS ASSURE ME THAT YOU'LL HAVE A 90% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL EVERY TIME YOU WALK OUTSIDE.

THAT ESTIMATE DEPENDS ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THE GANG MEMBERS BECOME EXHAUSTED FROM BEATING YOU UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Survival Odds"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a company's relocation to a high-crime area, prompting concerns about employee safety. The CEO reassures employees that they will have a 90% chance of survival every time they walk outside. However, this estimate assumes that the gang members become exhausted from beating them up.

Key Elements:

  • The company is moving to a high-crime area.
  • Employees are concerned about their safety.
  • The CEO provides a reassuring estimate of survival odds.
  • The estimate is based on an unrealistic assumption about gang members' behavior.

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