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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th March 2005

Dilbert//5810, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 12th March 2005


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dont worry high crime area experts assure you gange members exhautsed beat up


Official transcript

Don't worry that the company is moving to a high-crime area. "My experts assure me that you'll have a 90% chance of survival every time you walk outside."

"That estimate depends on the assumption that the gang members become exhausted from beating you up."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DON'T WORRY THAT THE COMPANY IS MOVING TO A HIGH- CRIME AREA.

MY EXPERTS ASSURE ME THAT YOU'LL HAVE A 90% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL EVERY TIME YOU WALK OUTSIDE.

THAT ESTIMATE DEPENDS ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THE GANG MEMBERS BECOME EXHAUSTED FROM BEATING YOU UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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