Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th March 2005

Dilbert//5812, first published 21 years ago on Monday 14th March 2005

Tags

high crime area fiduciary misconducting cfo kicked beat up

Official transcript

"I hate walking to work in this high-crime area."

"Take this, you fiduciary misconducting *#@!%"

"That was our C.E.O."
"I know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE WALKING TO WORK IN THIS HIGH-CRIME AREA.

TAKE THIS, YOU FIDUCIARY MISCONDUCTING *#@!% THAT WAS OUR C.F.O.

I KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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