Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th March 2005

Dilbert//5812, first published 21 years ago on Monday 14th March 2005

Tags

high crime area fiduciary misconducting cfo kicked beat up

Official transcript

"I hate walking to work in this high-crime area."

"Take this, you fiduciary misconducting *#@!%"

"That was our C.E.O."
"I know."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE WALKING TO WORK IN THIS HIGH-CRIME AREA.

TAKE THIS, YOU FIDUCIARY MISCONDUCTING *#@!% THAT WAS OUR C.F.O.

I KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Misconduct"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2005, features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding, and white male, and his co-worker, a woman with curly brown hair. The strip is divided into three panels.

Panel 1: A woman, carrying a briefcase and wearing a green skirt and jacket, walks down the street. She thinks to herself, "I hate walking to work in this high-crime area."

Panel 2: A man, carrying a briefcase and wearing a blue suit, chases the woman. He yells, "Take this, you fiduciary misconducting *#@%!%!"

Panel 3: The woman turns around and says, "That was our CFO." The man responds, "I know."

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate greed and misconduct.
• The CFO's aggressive behavior towards the woman is unexpected and humorous.
• The punchline relies on the unexpected twist of the CFO being the one who committed the misconduct.
• The comic strip uses satire to comment on the corporate world and its excesses.

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