Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th March 2005

Dilbert//5813, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 15th March 2005

Tags

fist of death alice implicated beat up men high crime area office picture pyramid shaped hair

Official transcript

Senior management has decided to move our office out of this high-crime area. "Because every one of them was beaten up in front og the building by a guy with pyramid-shaped hair.'
"Police released this sketch. The guy likes to yell something about a "fist of death.""

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SENIOR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO MOVE OUR OFFICE OUT OF THIS HIGH-CRIME AREA.

BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BEATEN UP IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING BY A GUY WITH PYRAMID-SHAPED HAIR.

POLICE RELEASED THIS SKETCH. THE GUY LIKES TO YELL SOMETHING ABOUT A "FIST OF DEATH."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Pyramid Scheme"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a senior manager and a group of employees.
• The manager announces that the office will be relocated due to a high-crime area.
• An employee with a pyramid-shaped hairdo responds to the news by saying, "Because every one of them was beaten up in front of the building by a guy with pyramid-shaped hair."
• The manager is confused and asks for clarification, to which the employee replies, "Police released this sketch. The guy likes to yell something about a 'fist of death.'"

Key Points:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a crime scene investigation and the potential for miscommunication.
• The use of a pyramid-shaped hairdo as a distinguishing feature adds to the humor.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation and the employees' reactions to the news.

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