Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th March 2005

Dilbert//5813, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 15th March 2005

Tags

fist of death alice implicated beat up men high crime area office picture pyramid shaped hair

Official transcript

Senior management has decided to move our office out of this high-crime area. "Because every one of them was beaten up in front og the building by a guy with pyramid-shaped hair.'
"Police released this sketch. The guy likes to yell something about a "fist of death.""

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SENIOR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO MOVE OUR OFFICE OUT OF THIS HIGH-CRIME AREA.

BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BEATEN UP IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING BY A GUY WITH PYRAMID-SHAPED HAIR.

POLICE RELEASED THIS SKETCH. THE GUY LIKES TO YELL SOMETHING ABOUT A "FIST OF DEATH."

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