Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st March 2005

Dilbert//5819, first published 21 years ago on Monday 21st March 2005

Tags

improvement process smartsize one resource figure of speech

Official transcript

"Ted, I don't know how to say this."

"We need to lean up the process improvement process so I have to smartsize one resource."

"Wow. Usually it's just a figure of speech when people say, "I don't know how to say this.""

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS.

WE NEED TO LEAN UP THE PROCESS IMPROVEMENT PROCESS SO I HAVE TO SMARTSIZE ONE RESOURCE.

WOW. USUALLY IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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