Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2005

Dilbert//5820, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2005

Tags

arguments based on definiatoons fascist wearing pajamas wearing top

Official transcript

"From now on, all of my arguments will be based on definitions that are not in any dictionary."

"For example, I could argue that you're a facist because you're wearing pajamas."

"I'm only wearing the top."

"Man I wish I didn't know that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, ALL OF MY ARGUMENTS WILL BE BASED ON DEFINITIONS THAT ARE NOT IN ANY DICTIONARY FOR EXAMPLE, I COULD ARGUE THAT YOU'RE A FASCIST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING PAJAMAS.

I'M ONLY WEARING THE TOP.

MAN, I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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