Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd March 2005
Dilbert//5820, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 22nd March 2005
Tags
arguments based on definiatoons fascist wearing pajamas wearing top
Official transcript
"From now on, all of my arguments will be based on definitions that are not in any dictionary."
"For example, I could argue that you're a facist because you're wearing pajamas."
"I'm only wearing the top."
"Man I wish I didn't know that."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
FROM NOW ON, ALL OF MY ARGUMENTS WILL BE BASED ON DEFINITIONS THAT ARE NOT IN ANY DICTIONARY FOR EXAMPLE, I COULD ARGUE THAT YOU'RE A FASCIST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING PAJAMAS.
I'M ONLY WEARING THE TOP.
MAN, I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Pajama Fascist"
Summary:
This comic strip features Dilbert, a white oval character, engaging in a conversation with his boss, a man in pajamas. The conversation revolves around the topic of arguments based on definitions that are not in any dictionary.
- Dilbert's Argument: Dilbert argues that all arguments will be based on definitions that are not in any dictionary.
- Boss's Response: The boss responds by saying he could argue that Dilbert is a fascist because he's wearing pajamas.
- Dilbert's Reaction: Dilbert is taken aback by this response and says he's only wearing the top, implying that he doesn't know what the bottom looks like.
Key Points:
- The comic strip highlights the absurdity of using dictionary definitions to support arguments.
- It also pokes fun at the idea of being a "fascist" due to wearing pajamas.
- The conversation showcases Dilbert's dry wit and sarcasm, as well as his tendency to engage in philosophical debates with his boss.
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