Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th March 2005

Dilbert//5825, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 27th March 2005

Tags

work load complaints drowning in work priorotize fax new guy set faxing project reading comics

Official transcript

"Carol, the new manager hasn't hired an admin. so I said he could share you."
"What?!!"

"I'm drowning in work, and you want to double my load???!!!"

"It's no big deal. Just prioritize your work."

"And I need you to fax this."
"No can do."
"My top priority is getting the new guy all set up."

"Hmmm... I guess that's fair. I'll send him over."

"I can't order your business cards, I need to do a huge faxing project!"
"Hee hee! Marmaduke is sitting on something again!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, THE NEW MANAGER HASN'T HIRED AN ADMIN.

SO I SAID HE COULD SHARE YOU.

I'M DROWNING IN WORK, AND YOU WANT TO DOUBLE MY LOAD???!!!

IT'S NO BIG DEAL. JUST PRIORITIZE YOUR WORK.

AND I NEED YOU TO FAX THIS.

NO CAN WHAT?!!

MY TOP PRIORITY IS GETTING THE NEW GUY ALL SET UP.

THAT S FAGRESS I'LL SEND HIM OVER.

I CAN'T ORDER YOUR BUSINESS CARDS; NEED TO DO A HUGE FAXING PROJECTI DO.

HEE HEE!

MARMADUKE IS SITTING ON SOMETHING AGAIN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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