Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th March 2005

Dilbert//5824, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 26th March 2005

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hating software integration project hate it simply mentioned pros and cons balanced anaysis hatred

Official transcript

What's this I hear about you hating the software integration project?
"I don't hate it. I simply mentioned both the pros and cons. People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred."

"How can you hate it so much???!!"

"This is one of those days when it's hard to be me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU HATING THE SOFTWARE INTEGRATION PROJECT?

I DON'T HATE IT. I SIMPLY MENTIONED BOTH THE PROS AND THE CONS. PEOPLE ARE SO CONDITIONED TO TAKE SIDES THAT A BALANCED ANALYSIS LOOKS TO THEM LIKE HATRED.

HOW CAN YOU HATE IT SO MUCH??!!

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN IT'S HARD TO BE ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hating the Software Integration Project"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a suited man, who inquires about Dilbert's opinion on software integration projects.

Dilbert responds that he doesn't hate them, but rather dislikes the pros and cons of such projects. He explains that people are conditioned to take sides, which leads to a balanced analysis that looks like hatred.

The suited man is perplexed by Dilbert's response, asking how he can hate something so much. Dilbert responds that this is one of those days when it's hard to be him. The comic strip concludes with Dilbert sitting at his desk, looking frustrated.

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