Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th March 2005

Dilbert//5828, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 30th March 2005

Tags

habitual liar ordered on internet resist free stuff

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbet buys pills on the Internet

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

KARL , YOU'RE A HABITUAL LIAR BUT THESE PILLS THAT I ORDERED OVER THE INTERNET WILL CURE YOU.

I'VE NEVER LIED IN MY LIFE, BUT I CAN'T RESIST FREE STUFF.

UM..

ARE YOU ALIVE?

NEVER FELT BETTER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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