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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st March 2005

Dilbert//5829, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 31st March 2005


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liar habitual liar died feel great head is skull attached to body yoga


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbet buys pills on the Internet

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE HABITUAL LIAR I THOUGHT YOU DIED.

NO, I FEEL GREAT!

I'M SURE YOU'RE DEAD.

YOUR HEAD IS A SKULL.

I CUT BACK ON CAR BS.

YOUR HEAD ISN'T EVEN ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

I TAKE YOGA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Habitual Liar"

Summary:

This comic strip features a conversation between a woman and a group of men in a meeting. The woman expresses her concern for the man's well-being, saying, "I thought you died. No, I feel great!" The man responds by saying, "I'm sure you're dead. Your head is a skull." The woman then reveals that she has cut back on carbs and is now taking yoga. The man counters by saying, "Your head isn't even attached to your body. I take yoga."

The comic strip is a humorous take on the idea of a person being overly critical and judgmental, even when they are not in a position to do so. It pokes fun at the tendency for people to make assumptions and jump to conclusions based on limited information. The use of a skull as a prop adds to the comedic effect, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining way to poke fun at human behavior and relationships.

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