Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st March 2005

Dilbert//5829, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 31st March 2005

Tags

liar habitual liar died feel great head is skull attached to body yoga

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbet buys pills on the Internet

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HABITUAL LIAR I THOUGHT YOU DIED.

NO, I FEEL GREAT!

I'M SURE YOU'RE DEAD.

YOUR HEAD IS A SKULL.

I CUT BACK ON CAR BS.

YOUR HEAD ISN'T EVEN ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

I TAKE YOGA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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