Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd April 2005

Dilbert//5831, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 2nd April 2005

Tags

liar bottle voice still lying dead and lying voice only

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbet buys pills on the Internet

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CREMATED HABITUAL LIAR I'M LEARNING TO SALSA DANCE IN HERE.

YOU ARE NOT SALSA DANCING!

YOU HAVE NO BODY TELL THAT TO MY DANCE INSTRUCTOR.

FOCUS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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