Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st April 2005

Dilbert//5830, first published 21 years ago on Friday 1st April 2005

Tags

habitual liar skull talking skull running marathin genie in bottle

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbet buys pills on the Internet

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HABITUAL LIAR ARE YOU STICKING WITH YOUR STORY THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?

I FEEL TERRIFIC!

I'M RUNNING A MARATHON LATER TODAY.

LOW PRICED CREMATIONS WHILE YOU WAIT!

I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE! MAKE A WISH!

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Habitual Liar"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman who is running a marathon, but her story is not credible. She claims to be a genie in a bottle and makes a wish, but her wish is to be cremated at a low price. The strip pokes fun at the idea of people making outlandish claims and the absurdity of some wishes.

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