Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th April 2005

Dilbert//5833, first published 21 years ago on Monday 4th April 2005

Tags

nick name illusion of competence the wizard info guru punch more break room coffee

Official transcript

I need a nickname to create the illutsion of competence.
"I was thinking along the lines of "the wizard"

or "info-guru.""

I've never wanted to punch you more than at this very moment."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A NICKNAME TO CREATE THE ILLUSION OF COMPETENCE.

I WAS THINKING ALONG THE LINES OF "THE WIZARD" OR "INFO-GURU." I'VE NEVER WANTED TO PUNCH YOU MORE THAN AT THIS VER Y MOMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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